Yep, thought we could use a little change and the you might be a redneck lines always make me laugh. So let's have a little fun with this.
I'll go first.

You might be a redneck if you keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.

Your turn.:)

You might be a redneck, if you have a couch on your front lawn

Your wife said "move this transmission so I can take a bath"

You have a hard hat, that dispenses beer

If the word 'Bubba' is any part of your given name or nickname.

You have a BBQ on a daily basis

Your swimsuit consists of an old pair of work overalls cut off at the knees, and nothing else.

Your sister and wife, are the same person

Your linen closet is a broken refrigerator located on the front porch.

All of your four letter words have two syllables

Your bedroom door is an old sheet.

* i would like to note for the record, that all my redneck examples are entirely true and unfabricated, and I have personally witnessed such actions on the part of friends, neighbors, and yes I will be honest - relatives.

Someone else farts and you claim it

SWG your to funny. But I know what you mean. Been there, dont that, seen it. lol

You might be a redneck if:

You eat in your underwear.
Have beer on your cereal.
Call someone in to look at what you did when you went to the bathroom.
Answer the phone saying Yellow instead of hello.

Yes, Txbeauty those are all dead-on lol!

If your primary mode of transportation sits on blocks in your front yard (typically within spitting distance of your front door).

Use slang words like

There ought be.
Dag num.
Well shut up.
Dag nabbit.
Well shut my mouth.
You best be getting off now you hear.
For real though.
I swear it be true.
I did no gosh darn thing.

All lines I swear I have heard. There are tons more too. lol

If more than half your cars are pickups.
If less than half your cars actually run
If you dated your daddy's current wife in high school
If 1st grade was the best 4 years of your life.

lol Scott your to funny but its all true.

If someone told you they needed to get gas and you farted and said well there you go you all set.

If you went down to the store with $20 and walked away with enough beans and corn bread to feed your family for a month.

If everyone of your friends and family circle are all realted.

If you use a toilet seat for a picture frame.

There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

You've shot anyone caught looking at you.

Your mama has ammo on her christmas list.

You can change your oil without having to duck down.

You think the last words of the star spangled banner are.. "Gentlemen, start your engines."

If the word 'Bubba' is any part of your given name or nickname.

Well shut my mouth..my brother's nickname is Bubba. For real though. Dag gon it all these are true, yall are too funny.

No seriously though my brother's nick name is Bubba and we also call my son Bub.

Possum... The other white meat...

A disused or old car licence plate, becomes a wall decoration.

If the word 'Bubba' is any part of your given name or nickname.

Darn, how did yall find my nickname. When my little sister was learning to talk she could not say brother, she always would call me bubba and after years of keeping it up, now everyone calls me bubba. My parents, grandparents, uncle, and friends. Yall are over here trying to convince me that I am something that I already knew that I was, hehe. :p

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette

There has ever been crime scene tape on your front door.

You consider a six pack and the bug zapper a night of entertainment.

You burn your front yard instead of mow it.

If you created the camarotruck, yep your a redneck.

http://www.alluglycars.com/data/media/1/camarotruck.jpg

You might be a redneck if your refer to North Carolina as Norf Curolina.

You use the back of your pickup as a makeshift pool in the summer

You've been kicked outta the zoo for teasing the monkeys.

If your new pool is an old 100-gallon cow tank.

If your mud flaps on your car are made from tape.

If your good deed for the month was hiding your brother from the cops.

You use flea and tick soap to shower with.

You've been nodding your head for the previous 30 posts.

Haha that is so excellent DP!!

That was good DP. Here's a few more.

If your car has never had a full tank of gas.

Your favorite t-shirt is offensive in 13 states.

The dog catcher calls fr back up when coming to your house.

Your family tree doesn't fork.

Directions to your house include "Turn off the main road and down the little dirt track"

Just wanted all of you to know you hurt my feelings. :o I am a redneck.

Its not my fault when i see a sign that says. Say no to crack and It reminds me to pull my jeans up.
And Its not my fault that my Dad walks me to school because we are In the same grade.

LOL BadBoy!!
There is a gun rack on your bike.

The wedding was in the delivery room.

You financed your tattoo.

Your hairdo gets stuck in the ceiling fan.

You hear the fly zapper and "comically" shout, "dinner's served"

You have barbequed spam on the grill.

You go on a diet by eating Spam Lite

Your tell your family hey we are having steak for dinner and serve a steaming plate of fried bologna.

Your only fashion worris are what color of plaid goes with your dungarees

I resent the fact that you all believe the myths about rednecks. I ahve never eaten possum I swim in a pool, I don't own a truck...yet. I don't eat Spam but son Bub does. I have never hidden a family member from the cops. I dont have a gun rack on my bike but I carry one in my holster. I do not use hub caps as wall decorations and I pronounce North Carolina as it is written. I guess I am a distinguished redneck.

You must be a posh one Red, lol.

LOL Yes I like that expression.;)

lol im glad

LOL Red.


Here's another one: You put things in the shade you want to stay cool.

You can't tell what color your car is cause of all the dirt.

You've written your name with your finger, in the dirt, on the bonnet of your pickup

Your shirts don't cover your stomach.

Your pickup horn plays "Dixie"

You plan major family events around the start times of televised Nascar races.

You get too drunk to fish.

I found this site. You can enter in your name and find out what your redneck name is. It's fun y'all so comz on and kick them there shoes off and joinz me.
See yas there!!! Shuck ya, YEEEEEE HAWWW!!!!!!


http://www.quizopolis.com/redneck_name.php

Hahaha my redneck name be Billie-Rae Tucker. I'nt that just swell.

wow i say "for real though!!!!!!!" i am now so sad. i had no idea. :confused:

lol for real though is a redneck saying?
hmmm didn't know that.. I think they bit it from other peoples conversation.

I dont think for real though is redneck

I didn't either :( well i is what i is i guess ;) lmao

Well as my experience growing up in Texas and being from a hick family. That saying has been used ever since I can remember. For sure though and for real though. Even was great grandmother who was 89 when I was 8 said it.

I did that name thing and my name would be molly jo houston. LMAO.

usually what the kids say at the dinner table when i grow up i wanna be a hillbillie

my nickname is Enus Hoggreaser

The quiz says Billy-Joe Beaver here, hehe. Redneck names are funny, just take the same three names and move things around. lets see here you can be billy joe bob, bob joe billy, joe bob billy, hehe.

Some of these names are cracking lol

You have to go down stream to take a bath.

Redneck name~~ Helen Bedd

;)

you might be a redneck if the woman you are with says you are the best at french kissing, happens to be your aunt. ( by marriage not blood, even I have to draw the line somewhere )

LOL Guy!!!

If you have to put wheels on your house to move.

If you use a fork to scratch any part of your body

Your huntin dog costs more than the truck you drive him around in.

If you drink pabst blue ribbon

. . . If, after a date the night before, you wake up with a black-eye on the same side your hickie is on.

If you water ski on a board pulled by a pickup truck.. down the ditches on your road.

If you all thre folks at your wedding got drunk before you walked down the aisle.

if people whoop when someone farts

If you wash your car in mud to make it look like you were just in the demolition derby

Your best friend is a pig

If nightly you make sure your gun is clean

If you have a gun rack by the front door

This actually happened this evening.

You might be a redneck if your daughter yells " there's a oppussum in the kitchen" and your friend ( jimmie) answers " do you have stuff to go with it or do you need me to run to the store for ya"

You stand up in the living room and your hair gets caught in the ceiling fan.

lol Lewis thats top class

if your mom doesn't have to call you for a cup of sugar. she can just walk to the kitchen

If you iron your boat tarp before you put it on your boat...I have actual kinfolk who's done this...What's Bubba doing?..oh he's ironing the boat tarp...lol

If there's a daycare at the Prom.

If you have a portable blender that plugs in your car so you can make all those lovely frozen drinks on the road while you are driving!!!???

Actually heard this one yesterday from my friend and her husband when they were telling me they could make a drink while they were at the river!

If you don't have to buy cigarettes anymore, you grow your own tobacco

Your family recipe is illegal.

If your home is mobile, but the 12 cars around it aren't.

If you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are
" Gentlemen...Start your engines"

If your flower pot also doubles as you canning cooker.

If your babies first phrase is.."Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you"

If you buy one of my fine products, there's no doubt your a redneck.
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r21/anwhitesides/boozekit2.jpg

Use slang words like

There ought be.
Dag num.
Well shut up.
Dag nabbit.
Well shut my mouth.
You best be getting off now you hear.
For real though.
I swear it be true.
I did no gosh darn thing.

All lines I swear I have heard. There are tons more too. lol


I want to add...

I'm fixin to.
Are you fixin to?
We fixin to...

You might be a redneck if you use duck tape (not duct) to keep the bumper, lights, tailpipe, you name it, from falling off your car.

(Seen that)