I thought it would be fun for us to tell and read each others moments in life where Karma got someone back for you...heh I probably told this story before somewhere...but I was thinking about it today.. Back when my son was a newborn... I wasn't with his father any more.. and hadn't seem him much.. one evening .. I had just finished nursing Darnell.. had given him a bath.. and was getting him ready for bed... a knock on the door.. and there he is.. my sons dad.. with another............female... Named Foxy..lol (since this is a pg13 site I'll use that for lack of any other nice word lol) So he already has pissed me off for having the nerve to show up with a female while coming to my house...Gawd.. Idiot...anyway's he's all suited and booted.. in a 3 piece suit.. hair and face freshly groomed.. all spiffy with his spit shined shoes.. and smelling good....lol He asks to see Darnell.. which I had just lay down in his crib.... sigh.. so not wanting to be a bitch.. and denying his wish to see his son.. I went to get him.. brought him back.. and he was still awake..so he takes him and was holding him then he held him up in the air over his head facing him..(while his Girlfriend Du Jour was standing there fidgetting to go out to da club) ... so my son was all smiley.. cooing away and he held him up... I was about to say... "don't hold him like that.. he just ate........" when this huge geyser...of breast milk puke came flying out of his mouth right in his fathers face.. hair.. eyes.. dripping down onto his just out the cleaners suit..tie and shirt...running down his body slopping onto his shoes...so he almost screams.. glaring at me through a sheet of white stinky throwup... "go get me a friggin towel!!!" he had set Darnell down on the couch as I ran into the hallway closet to get a towel.. I reached in and grabbed a towel and pushed my face into it cramming it into my mouth because I was laughing so hard.. Trying to keep a straight face..I handed him a towel.. and then I said to the ....female.... aren't you gonna help your man with this??" she was all mad and stomping her foot because it looked like she wasn't getting to go to "Da Club" hahahaha roflmbaoooooo Karma at it's best!!