My story: Two weeks ago, my husband and I had the dogs outside (about 10pm) taking care of their buisness. My husband and I were talking of general stuff. Then we both heard the distinctive sound of someone urinating right next to us. I looked to the sound. I saw a puddle forming and heard the sound of someone peeing. I looked at one dog (10'away from us), looked to the other dog (45' away from us) and then to my husband (whom had his pants on, zipped up and was NOT the one responsible for the urination sound). I knew I wasn't peeing. My husband was doing the same type of scoping out the surroundings (dog 1, dog 2, me) with no "reason" for the urination sound and puddle. I pointed out the puddle to him. He acknowledged the puddle and sound. He still scoped out the surroundings (dog 1, dog 2 and me) with no reason for the sound and puddle. I was doing the same (dog 1, dog 2 and husband-still all zipped up and not the reason for the sound and puddle). This urination continued for 20-30 seconds. My husband said he saw a partial stream (3" from ground to the ground) and the puddle plus the splatter one would expect. I only saw the puddle form and start to run downhill as well as the sound. I wasnt peeing. My husband wasnt peeing. The dogs were not peeing. ?? My husband went into the house to get the thermal camera (think FLIR). There was no heat signature on the puddle at all. It was the same temperature as the surrounding ground/grass/weeds. There were stars out. No rain at all. No trees directly over head of where we were standing or where the urination occurred. Any answers?